Dork Shadows
Season 4

I think after Book of Circus and Book of Murder ends, Kuroshitsuji should just come out with a 4th season that recycles seasons 1&2 + BoC. The episodes are exactly the same. The only difference is that everything is narrated by William. He puts his input on everything (so there should be hours of complaints every time Sebastian or Grell show up). 

It’d be like Black Butler 1/2.

Ok one last one before I go to bed. Raoul broke his leg and Erik fusses about Raoul and brings him stuff to his side of the apartment. Nadir sees that Erik doesn't even realize there is GLITTER on his black pants.
Anonymous

Sure thing, anon! These are adorable.

Raoul’s side glitters and Erik almost melts when he goes in. But the power of friendship! And guilt. He can’t get the glitter off so he just keeps it on for the day. Besides, it kinda makes Raoul happy.

Erik overhears the conversation and tries to give Raoul a friendly pat on the back but he overestimates his strength and accidentally pushes Raoul down the stairs. Then Erik frantically takes a injured Raoul to the hospital.
Anonymous

OMG. And the whole time, Raoul’s like “this is a new step in our friendship.”

Raoul thinks that Erik hates him, but Raoul is one of Erik's few friends and Erik just really weird with human interaction especially with someone like bright sunshine Raoul.
Anonymous

Raoul just doesn’t bring it up because he really likes Erik and wants to be friends. It’s when he’s discussing the issue with Christine that she tells him not to worry because Erik’s just weird like that.

Raoul, for some reason, thinks Erik calling him a woman is a compliment. Raoul thinks his friend is calling him pretty and he is happy about that.
Anonymous

Raoul would totally do that. Erik’s like, “yeah, yeah it’s a compliment.” Raoul doesn’t understand sarcasm.

There are these mean guys who unmercifully teases Raoul for being unmanly and Erik finds out. He's like "Listen here punks"
Anonymous

Erik literally just flies out and tackles them. “Raoul is twice the man you’ll ever be! And he looks like a woman!”

Erik and Raoul's friendship confusing Christine and Nadir. They share an apartment. Half of it is sunshine and the other half of it is gloom with a touch of is that a human skull or a fake skull?? The food in the pantry is not nutritious food at all.
Anonymous

The food’s half SUGAR!1 and half canned crap that looks like it belongs in an apocalypse movie. And there’s like a perfect straight line between Raoul’s side of the apartment and Erik’s. 

phantoonsoftheopera:

"We’re like Denny’s, we’re always open."

How is that not the tagline in their advertisements?

fdelopera:

Erik’s getting really frisky lately.

fdelopera:

Erik’s getting really frisky lately.

[William T. Spears voice]: “Sebastian Michaelis??? No, what a vile creature from hell- (*trips*) (hundreds of thousands of photos of Sebastian Michaelis spill out of his jacket) “w-what a fuckign asshole i these aren’t mine im just” (*gathering them up frantically sweating*) “listen i just listen fuck” (*thousands of pictures of Sebastian Michaelis scatter across the floor*) shit fuck uh he should crawl back to hell where he belongs- that that piece of vermin, that disgusting- damn it uh these ARE GRELL’S. His, not mine uh shit shit just listen HONESTLY